Чего я нашел
шутки ...всем любителям и знатокам транса понравится и не любителям тоже
здесь высмеивается дурь как музыка
- God was listening to "LSD" when it created the universe.
- Simon Posford's music is illegal in 106 countries worldwide because of it's highly known hallucinogenic and psychedelic effects.
- Every recorded sound that Simon Posford emits or creates is in one way or form, just an unreleased Shpongle track.
- The reason Simon uses hardware for his production is because whenever he uses a VST, the computer goes into a spastic, psychedelic screensaver that continues without end. The Apple Simon used for Shpongle actually is just a frozen computer that is there for show.
- One needs to wear gloves and sealed atmospheric protection suits to handle the master gold disc of anything with Simon Posford's sounds on it, not because they wish to keep it pure, but because if it makes contact with any human being, it will vaporize them, transforming them into a bunch of gaseous fractals.
- Simon Posford never actually needs to touch the knobs, dials, and buttons on his studio hardware; he just goes near them, and the controls go into a trance-dance in his presence.
- A being can only travel faster than light travel if one is listening to "Alpha Centauri".
- Simon Posford has traveled back in time to tell every great and significant musician in existence what to create.
- An "Ohm" is defined as a "Sound originating from Simon Posford".
- Raja Ram needed to be put into rehabilitation for two months because he heard Simon Posford humming in the shower.
-What does God say when he looks into the mirror in the morning?
"Looking good today Simon!"
Хотя это такие же дурацкие америкоские шутки как и про чак норриса
а вот собственно и про чака
Simon Posford only makes music because Chuck Norris allows him to. However, Chuck found the third Shpongle album to be an insult to his intelligence, so he is currently training with the Delta Force to invade Posford's studio and destroy all his projects, patches and sample CDs.